And I mean "whore"
in the most polite and jealous "everything-looks-good-on-you-stupid-bitches sort of way"......
Yesterday I confirmed something that I'd thought to be true. I'm usually always pretty much absolutely right.
About everything.
But sometimes I have to prove that I'm right to myself.
Fat girls can't wear skinny jeans.
Just because they make them that big does not make it in any way right.
I literally LOLed at myself in the dressing room last night. There was this triangle shaped mess looking back at me and it was hilarious.
Oh well. At least I can add this to my extravagantly long list of "shit I'm right about".
2 comments:
Bitches.
Once I tried plaid pants. Ya... that was the funniest damn thing ever. Short ass girl in tight ass plaid pants. That was before I was fat. :)
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